Antivenom Production Recipe
In an age where everything is synthesized, I was touched to discover that snake bite anti-venoms are not made in a lab but in a HORSE. Yes, if you’re off for a stroll in the desert, you’ll need the following ingredients :
- The snake that bit you
- A horse
- A syringe
- A decorative jar
- Optional : a fridge
Instructions :
- Milk the snake
- Inject the resulting venom into the horse
- Wait for the horse’s immune response to kick in
- Extract blood from the horse
- Separate out the hemoglobin and put it in the jar
- If refrigerated the antivenom should last until Christmas